Señor Chang’s (Ken Jeong) rant from Community Season 1 can still bring tears of hilarity to my eyes:

Every once in a while, a student will come up to me and ask, “Señor Chang, why do you teach Spanish?” They say it just like that. “Why do you teach Spanish? Why you? Why not math? Why not photography? Why not martial arts?” I mean, surely, it must be in my nature to instruct you in something that’s ancient and secret, like, oh, building a wall that you can see from outer space? Well, I’ll tell you why I teach Spanish. It is none of your business, okay? I don’t wanna have any conversations about what a mysterious, inscrutable man I am. Oh hee hee hee hee hee hee! Oh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

I am a Spanish Genius! In Español, my nickname is “El Tigre Chino”! 'Cause my knowledge will bite her face off! So don't question Señor Chang or you'll get bit. You bit! You bit!